The Pharaoh's Scribe 1.8

Released after ten years of research, this program accurately renders any first name, regardless of origin, into an authentic hieroglyphic enclosed in a royal cartouche. Imagine seeing your name in ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics. Now you can with the only software of its kind in the world - The Pharaoh's Scribe. This money-making software will give you and your company the competitive edge as this type of software simply exists nowhere else. And the program couldn't be simpler to operate. Simply enter any first name up to 13 characters and click "Print". That's as hard as it gets.